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The Pint About It

Mickey Cassidy's Newsletter
Volume II January 22, 2004

Happy New Year to all of our customers and friends! It was nice to see some familiar faces home for Thanksgiving and Christmas. The next few weeks promise to be brimful of activity. Tonight sees the second annual Medway spelling bee. On Saturday, the wife and myself are off to Las Vegas for five days. February 1st is Super Bowl Sunday, February 14th is Valentine's Day and this year it falls on a Saturday. On March 14th, as part of our Paddy's Day celebrations Mickey Cassidy's will present an evening of Irish music featuring Peter Molloy and friends. My brother Patrick, the composer, has just released a new album with Australian singer Lisa Gerrard.

Spelling Bee

Tonight the Medway Foundation for Education hosts the spelling bee at the Memorial School. Local businesses contribute to this great cause and enter teams of three people. Last year our team suffered a severe case of stage fright and brain cramp and was eliminated early in the competition. Predictably, the ultimate winners were three English teachers from the high school sponsored by Kenney & Maciolek attorneys. By the way, Paul Kenney, one of the partners, got engaged on Christmas Day. Congratulations to you and Kathy. Paul was a regular at the pub and was frequently seen enjoying a few pints and a bite to eat. However, since he got engaged we haven't seen him. Is this what happened? "Kathy will you marry me?" "Yes, if you stop going to Mickey Cassidy's." The three teachers who won last year have been openly bragging to their students that they are undefeated in spelling competitions. Tonight, I hope they are not only beaten but preferably by the three lads from the pub, namely Rich Carberry, Mike Carretta and myself. Unfortunately, in spelling bees, you miss one and you're out. We have spent the past week preparing meticulously and will be most disappointed if we don't win. If we do win, don't miss the 'craic' afterwards back at the pub. Twenty-five teams of Medway's finest spellers are signed up for the competition.

Christmas

We hope you all had a great Christmas. Hopedale Country Club threw a party for the members' kids. Santa was played by Eric Carlson and all the children got to ride on his sleigh and received candy, cake and sodas. On the way home I asked the kids if they had a good time. Kate (eight years old) replied, "Yeah, we had a great time but that Santa was so fake it was pathetic."

Las Vegas

Kerry and I are off to Las Vegas on Saturday. In preparation I am reading The American MENSA Guide to Casino Gambling. This book explains the mathematical probability of every conceivable casino bet. The advantage of reading this is that when I go to Las Vegas and lose my knickers I'll know exactly how it happened. I love to gamble and easily get carried away so Kerry will put me on a strict daily allowance.

Super Bowl

Like most Irish immigrants it took me a while to get into American sports but when the local team is doing well it helps enormously. The New England Patriots are among my favorite football teams and now rank up there with Mayo (Gaelic football), Manchester United and Sligo Rovers (soccer). I think they are going to stuff the Panthers. Of course we will have a huge party at Mickey Cassidy's and a lavish buffet will be provided for those in attendance. Two years ago when the Patriots last won we had an unforgettable party.

Valentine's Day

This year Valentine's Day falls on a Saturday. Our chef, Bob Blackley, promises to go all out to provide our customers with an assortment of delectable dishes to celebrate the evening. Bob and his kitchen staff have been receiving rave reviews on the weekly specials on the weekends recently.

Irish Music

On Sunday, March 14th, we will present an evening of Irish music featuring Peter Molloy (flute), Noel Scott (accordion), Tina Lech (fiddle) and Flynn Cohen (guitar and vocals). Peter's dad, Matt, is a member of The Chieftains and the talent has been passed down to Peter. The last time they played for us, they thrilled the audience. Don't miss out this time. Tickets are $15. For all other events check out our website at www.mickeycassidys.com . Also, check out the Irish Emigrant newspaper or online at www.irishemigrant.com . The Irish population owes this newspaper a big thank you for keeping us in touch with events in Ireland and the local scene.

Patrick Cassidy

Lisa Gerrard has released a new album called Immortal Memory in collaboration with Patrick. For a review click here.

Congratulations and good luck to them.

Drinking age

The legal drinking age is 21. I did not make this law but I have to abide by it. Over the holidays four young fellows came into the pub. Two of them sat at a table with their backs to the bar and the other two came up to buy two drinks each. The first one presented a Massachusetts license and the second one produced a Montana license so I asked him a couple casual questions. He spoke in a heavy Millis accent and probably wouldn't be able to find Montana on a map. The other two said they forgot their wallets so I asked them all to leave. One of them proceeded to hurl profanities in my direction including words that can be made by changing the first or second letter in the word "duck." I respectively suggested to him that the next time he wanted to take his friends out maybe they should try Chuck E' Cheese's.

A quick one

An American tourist was driving in a remote part of County Kerry when he felt the pains associated with an urgent need for a bathroom. He pulled up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer for permission to use the toilet. The farmer took him around to the back of the house and pointed him in the direction of an outhouse containing a bucket and squares of the local newspaper. It was a very windy day and while the tourist was conducting his business the door kept banging open and shut. Upon completion, he thanked the farmer and suggested to him that he should have a lock put on the door. "What are you talking about?" , said the farmer, "It's been like that for the last forty years and the bucket hasn't been stolen out of it yet."

That's all for now folks!

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